Mr Tim O'Tei, I hope you're reading!
I don't care if it's developed in the Laboratoir Grundon, I don't give a toss if it utilises the latest in Opel Vectra Technologies, I'm not interested in it's extracts of HoHoHoBah! Please, just put the word "Shampoo" on the bottle somewhere, and not just in the small print!
Like most males who are unlucky enough to share a bathroom with a female, the place looks like
this to me. It's probably early in the morning, dark, I'm getting wet and I don't have my glasses on, it shouldn't take 10 minutes to decide which bottle will clean my hair and which will turn me orange (or whatever the rest of those bottles actually do)
Fructis? Yeah, that's just what I thought..