There is something very wrong with the taps in this office building.

I just went to make a coffee in the kitchen area, as usual there were no cups available but the dishwasher was full of 'em and halfway through a wash. I stopped the dishwasher and took a cup out, it was a bit soapy so I thought it needed a rinse in the sink.

My problem started when I turned the cold tap on, nothing happened for a second or so and then the water came out with about the same pressure as a fire hose. I'm now soaking wet and it looks like I've pissed myself!

I managed to make it back to my desk by grabbing some paper off the photocopier and using it as a shield!

I would complain to someone, but I won't be able to stand up for another hour or so...