At 9.30am this morning I had my trousers round my ankles and another man was holding my testicles, not exactly the usual start to the day.
I've been putting it off for ages, some time ago I "found" something that didn't feel right "down there" and it has been on my mind ever since. I am not a doctor type person, I have been once in the last 6-7 years, but I really needed to go.
See, the problem with me is that I am a hypochondriac and I do worry about this sort of stuff, this has been playing on my mind for at least 6 months (it took me that long to pluck up the courage).
The longer I left it the more I have been worrying and the more "symptoms" I have been experiencing (damn you Google). I have a stiff neck and some discomfort in my shoulders and under arms... to me that is lymphoma.
As it happens I'm probably all right. The doctor examined my balls and was happy that nothing was out of place, what I've been feeling could be caused by a minor skin infection that I can get cleared up. He thinks that the stiff neck and under arm pain are linked and are probably the result of hours in the car and hunched over a laptop, being stressed adds to that too.
It actually all makes sense, I have been really worried about this whole situation and I think that has added to the usual stress. It's interesting that after looking at all these symptoms of nasty diseases on the internet I started to feel some of them for real, I think it is all down to the worry.
So, I'm going to have some blood tests and a bit more probing in the next couple of weeks but this is just for an MOT type of thing. I'm a big chap and it's sensible to have a thorough check up from time to time.
The whole experience was much less traumatic and embarrassing than I thought it would be, I could easily do it all again. I'm sharing this for a couple of reasons but mainly because it gives me a chance to say: "If you are worried, get it checked" I have been dreading this day for some time now and it was very much a non-event.