At the petrol station at Warwick Services this morning I was queuing up at the Coffee Nation machine* behind a chap who received his coffee and stood there drinking some of it before moving out of the way so I could use the machine. You are not sampling the wine list at La Trompette, you have three choices: Latte, Cappuccino and Americano; I known from experience that you won't be able to tell the difference between them so just get back in your Mondeo and go.


* There are two machines there but they always seem to make sure that one is being cleaned during rush-hour. If I was in charge I would probably do the same...