You know, I feel like a king. Visited our first Walmart style ASDA store today (see Flickr photo below left) and was pretty amazed by having electronic goods and cucumbers for sale in the same store*. I splashed out a whole £12.50 on a dressing gown and I am living all my evenings like Hugh Heffner from now on (without the silicon babes, unless the current Mrs T is feeling particularly generous).

So, I've spent well over an hour in the bath with a bottle of Jacobs Creek, trimming my "project facial hair" (see Flickr for pissed eyes and dodgy goatee) and listening to KeithandtheGirl, I'm feeling alright.

I've got to be in Lichfield early tomorrow for a meeting I have yet to prepare for, at this moment in time I'm 100% sure I can wing it.

PS

Graybo has become a Father, life changing in the best way, huge congratulations!


* In Bicester we have two supermarkets, both Tesco, both small.