Him: Sorry for the short notice, can you make it to a meeting in Rugby tomorrow?
Me: Not really, I have to be in London all day.
Him: Excellent, you can kill two birds with one stone then
Me: Huh?
Him: Come here first and then, when we're done, get the train to London
Me: Well if we meet first thing and keep it brief...
Him: Great, if the other people can't make it I'll call you in the morning to cancel.
Me: Right, hope to see you tomorrow then.

I predict miles of wasted travel and loads of wasted time with extra helpings of hassle tomorrow morning. It's a good job the customer is always right.