Jim's post a couple of days back about cookery shows (well,
podchef anyway) got me thinking about Lapdancing.
See, I've never been a big fan of cookery shows, audio or video based, it makes no difference . The problem is that I can appreciate the art and science that goes in to the cooking process, but the fact that someone else gets to eat the dinner at the end of it just doesn't sit right with me.
This is where the Lapdancing comes in. Now, I've never been to a Lapdancing establishment, and I really have no desire to do so, the principals are the same. I might really enjoy the show but I'm not going to bed the dancer at the end of the evening, in the same way as I don't get to eat Jamie's souffle, and that spoils the whole thing for me*.
If I get the munchies late at night, I won't be satisfied by just sniffing someone else's kebab, I'm gonna need my own!
*I know there are other establishments that might be able to sort me out, but that's a whole different subject.