You'll probably have noticed that I'm not shy when it comes to linking to
BBC News stories on this here Weblog. I think the reason I do this so often is that I'm a bit of a news junkie and generally read stacks of stories each day, the BBC is my favourite source but not my only source by any means.
I normally link to the stories that produce some sort of verbal response in me when I'm sat alone in the kitchen (like now). I've got a few months left of my twenties and there comes a time where a man likes to shout at the television, well it's 2005 and this is what we do now*.
So then, a couple of things that have made me go hmmm tonight:
A violent prisoner escapes from a prison up the road from here. - Wait, I missed a bit out there, it should be "A violent prisoner escapes from a
n open prison up the road from here". Can you see the bit that caught my attention? It's that whole "violent prisoner"-"open prison" thing, stands out like a pink tie with a green shirt doesn't it?
Look at it this way: A
retired Vicar is jailed for not paying all his council tax out of protest at scandalous rises, he gets locked up in HMP Woodhill which is a category A prison and home to what our American friends would call "some serious bad arses" (probably something to do with the shower block). The low-life thug gets a stay at HMP Springhill which is a category D prison and is home to a
Buddha Grove. Seriously, given the choice of an extended stay at Springhill or Butlins I'd have to give it some thought.
The other thing was that whole
Army Captain leaves gun in Sainsbury's story. Now I know she's getting flack for leaving the gun in the toilet but isn't anyone asking what she was doing in a Supermarket in the first place? I've always hated shopping in Supermarkets, it's going to be so much worse now that I know that bint blocking the aisle with her trolley while she studies every brand of cottonbud on the shelf might be
packing a piece!
*Yeah, ok, I do that too.