Scents of Direction

This is what I think...
Wednesday, February 16, 2005

I had a "deluxe room" at the hotel I stayed in last night, it had such wonderful features as:

  • A floor that squeaked so loudly that it actually scared me when I walked in to the room.
  • Curtains that were not quite wide enough to cover the window (after having to fight them closed in the first place)
  • A TV that didn't have channel 5 (so I missed CSI)
  • A bathroom that smelt of blocked drains
  • Tiles in the bathroom that were about to fall off
  • Tiles in the bathroom that had fallen off and been replaced different tiles (different colours and patterns)
  • A knob to turn the shower on which fell off in my hand
  • A cracked bath
  • A bath panel made of hardboard
  • Black grout between the white (ish) tiles, although I suspect it was white once.
  • Decor from the forties (I don't mean retro, I mean actually from the forties)
  • An enchanting view of the rear of the kitchen complete with bins and (surprisingly) old mopeds.
  • Cobwebs on the light fittings.

You know, sometimes you just have to treat yourself* don't you?

* In my case I'll opt for a strong Fungicide

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